Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Lose Weight Fast
The first time I tried this product I lost 15 lbs. in 9 days. I was amazed how fast Isagenix worked and what could be acccomplished in such a short period of time. I physically felt better. My knees didn't hurt anymore. I had increased energy levels, and my mental clarity was much better.
If you want to shake up your results for losing weight, then you may want to give Isagenix a try. You will get maximum nutrition in the delicious, low-calorie shakes. These shake are designed to help you burn fat while, at the same time, reducing your caloric intake and being able to maximize nutrient intake. It is crucial to be nutritionally balanced because it may help to minimize food craving that may cause you to overeat.
There is a balance of whey protein that have active enzymes which will assist in absorbing nutrients while nourishing vitamins, hunger-satisfying fiber and the proprietary blend of minerals will ramp up nutrient content.
If you want to complement your Isagenix® Cleansing and Fat Burning System, you may want to invest in IsaLean® Shakes, The whey protein that is found in the shakes is hormone-and antibiotic-free. The shakes are available in vanilla and chocolate.
If you want to shake up your results for losing weight, then you may want to give Isagenix a try. You will get maximum nutrition in the delicious, low-calorie shakes. These shake are designed to help you burn fat while, at the same time, reducing your caloric intake and being able to maximize nutrient intake. It is crucial to be nutritionally balanced because it may help to minimize food craving that may cause you to overeat.
There is a balance of whey protein that have active enzymes which will assist in absorbing nutrients while nourishing vitamins, hunger-satisfying fiber and the proprietary blend of minerals will ramp up nutrient content.
If you want to complement your Isagenix® Cleansing and Fat Burning System, you may want to invest in IsaLean® Shakes, The whey protein that is found in the shakes is hormone-and antibiotic-free. The shakes are available in vanilla and chocolate.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Parents
PARENT - Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,
I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!
POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging,
permanent work in an
often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication
and organizational skills and be willing to work
variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends
and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a
pack mule
and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat
in case, this time, the screams from
the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,
such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets
and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and
coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings
for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute,
an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a
half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for
the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills,
so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because
of the assumption that college will help them
become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance , no pension,
no tuition reimbursement , no paid holidays and
no stock options are offered;
this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love,
and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis,
letting them know they are appreciated
for the fabulous job they do...
or forward with love
to anyone thinking of applying for the job.
** AND A FOOTNOTE 'THERE IS
NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!!
Make your summer sizzle with fast and easy recip
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,
I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!
POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging,
permanent work in an
often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication
and organizational skills and be willing to work
variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends
and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a
pack mule
and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat
in case, this time, the screams from
the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,
such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets
and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and
coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings
for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute,
an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a
half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for
the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills,
so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because
of the assumption that college will help them
become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance , no pension,
no tuition reimbursement , no paid holidays and
no stock options are offered;
this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love,
and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis,
letting them know they are appreciated
for the fabulous job they do...
or forward with love
to anyone thinking of applying for the job.
** AND A FOOTNOTE 'THERE IS
NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!!
Make your summer sizzle with fast and easy recip
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Hi Students,
I've got a quick favor to ask of you today - as you know, we're always
trying to continually improve our programs for you and your family so your
feedback is paramount!
We are about set up a really cool little video of the Yellow Belt Curriculum. What I need from you, is to suggest and vote for ideas that you'd like to see us implement. We are working very hard to make your experience with Elite Defensive Tactics Martial Arts Academy even better. We are doing this series of video's in order to help the student attain the coveted BLACK BELT Please view the short video and leave comments on the Blog. Your feedback and help will be GREATLY APPRECIATED!
I've got a quick favor to ask of you today - as you know, we're always
trying to continually improve our programs for you and your family so your
feedback is paramount!
We are about set up a really cool little video of the Yellow Belt Curriculum. What I need from you, is to suggest and vote for ideas that you'd like to see us implement. We are working very hard to make your experience with Elite Defensive Tactics Martial Arts Academy even better. We are doing this series of video's in order to help the student attain the coveted BLACK BELT Please view the short video and leave comments on the Blog. Your feedback and help will be GREATLY APPRECIATED!
Saturday, June 6, 2009
John Wooden's Quote of the Week
The individual who is mistake free is probably sitting around doing nothing......
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)